Rise and Grime

When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.

Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift!
Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Rise of Nations

A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.

Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!

by Stupid_Retard679 May 6, 2023

rise of nations (roblox)

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

Bad moon rising

When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.

“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising

by Salade Harry July 31, 2020

Rise and Shine

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.

Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022