Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.

Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!

by AYB March 23, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.

Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

oscar the snouch

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a trashcan, placing your sexual partner in the trashcan, putting the lid on, and then having sex through the hole. When you ajaculate, your partner sticks their head out of the trashcan with an angry face because you finished inside of them.

I met a well-used whore in the alley behind Chumley's for a good-ol Oscar the Snouch.

by cumbuketsssss April 4, 2015

Oscar Ass

When one takes a shit that resembles the characteristics of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street (smell or color)

I just took a shit man it was some mad Oscar Ass

by C Biv July 7, 2010

oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Oscar Male

Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup

I saw a Oscar Male

Doesn’t he have a 57.7769955361 inch schlong?

No it’s 57.7769955362 inches long

by Jimmy garden October 12, 2020