too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

how much you buy

A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item

Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.

by SpidgetMcfinnery December 20, 2017

Thank You Very Much

When somebody speaks for you and says something {invalid}.

Bob: Hey Jade when is your birthday?
Aaron: March 2nd
Jade: It's actually March third. Thank You Very Much.

by Doley4Lyfe September 30, 2019

so much work ahhhhhh

the thing you say when you are at work and there is so much work ahhhhhh

boss:can you stay over night we are short staff

person that work there: why that so much work ahhhhhh

by falloutboi123 January 10, 2019

Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

by Cristo39 February 09, 2011

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De August 14, 2008

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022