Nonce

An annoying person (persons)

YOU ARE A NONCE YOU

by anonymous May 18, 2022

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

nonce

The uk slang for a paedophile or child rapist

That mans deffo a nonce stylll

by bigbollocktree September 11, 2021

bingo the nonce

one who penerates mens rectums on an hourly basis. he can only get erect from a thrashing by a shit filled sock

bingo the nonce has been spotted down the gents toilets AGAIN..........

by timmy slayer January 29, 2015

Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 5, 2022

Nonce

Adam Johnson

Adam Johnson is in my wardrobe the nonce

by Devon Sinclair November 4, 2020

Nonce

Someone who is kind and understanding. They're funny and very extroverted.

Aww she's such a nonce!

by Fakedefintions July 24, 2022