Danger noodle

Another word for Penis

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021

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Danger Bowl

When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.

Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl

Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.

"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."

by Poppapeepeepoopooshire September 3, 2012

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Dangerous Dylan

Dangerous Dylan is a rapper from Charlotte North Carolina , One day he’s going to be the greatest

Dangerous Dylan is the best rapper of all time

by Anonymousman123456 October 6, 2021

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danger jawn

Any orange traffic cone in Philadelphia, often used to mark off one of the million potholes never fixed by the streets department.

"The streets department placed a Danger Jawn in the pothole instead of fixing it."

by Chris968 August 15, 2018

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thicc danger

Delightfully thicc, deliciously thin.

You have to be careful of her, she's thicc, she's dangerous, she's Thicc Danger.

by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018

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Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

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