Oklahoma

Shithole

Person 1: Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a shithole.

by gyugfyucgh December 6, 2023

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.

Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.

They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.

by PastaPro September 27, 2018

Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is

Oklahoma Bitch ™

by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023

oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.

After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.

by NCHawk November 24, 2013