Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards.
Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.
Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.
Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada!
Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.
Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!
Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!
Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.
Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!
Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!
by Wynford=prison February 23, 2011
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Serena: Hey Blair! Whatever happened with that guy?
Blair: Its over, I gave him 4 years and 2 of them were spent trying to convince him I needed to be valued. Hes such a Nehal!
Blair: Its over, I gave him 4 years and 2 of them were spent trying to convince him I needed to be valued. Hes such a Nehal!
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by DTyouright November 17, 2011
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Oh my god i just gave Mr. jenkins a Nevada Nutbag and when he put out the fire and opened the bag he vomited everywhere.
by Rosetta Stoned May 20, 2009
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"Jermaine O'Neal continued to struggle, shooting 2-of-13 while being shut out from the field in the final 4 minutes as the Heat wiped out an eight-point deficit Friday in Miami to deal Indiana's playoff hopes a major blow."
by Kevron21 April 21, 2007
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When you see Urbandictionary's word of the day and its great, then you jizz your pants.
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When you make a word and its positively amazing, so you cant help and jizz your pants due to its greatness.
When you see Urbandictionary's word of the day and its great, then you jizz your pants.
or
When you make a word and its positively amazing, so you cant help and jizz your pants due to its greatness.
Bob: Wow, i just got an amazing feeling when i just added this new word ' barbers surprise ' ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=barbers+surprise )
Ben: That Bob my friend, was a Nealojizm ...
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by UDMASTER018 January 17, 2009
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