nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

Nonce

You

You are a Total nonce

by Djdjdjhfjf November 23, 2021

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

*insert name here* posted the definition of their name on their insta story so they are a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I put my name in urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021