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Mr. Bitches

Pimp of all pimps. Holder of the finest bitches worldwide! Mr. Bitches is known for his Bitch Berry and immaculate taste in fashion. He carries a personality that can attract any bitch with a point from his bitch cane and yell, "HAH!"
Mr. Bitches needs to knows if Mr. Bitches gonna have himself a fine bitch to throw around, HAH!
by Csythe February 3, 2010
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Mrs. Lovett

A character in the story of Sweeney Todd. She is a business partner with the barber Sweeney Todd, where Todd murders his customers, and Mrs. Lovett bakes them into meat pies to cover up the crime.
She loves Todd deeply, and so she claims that his wife, Lucy, died because she poisoned herself in an effort for him to forget Lucy and love her instead. Todd never returns her love, and in the end, she dies once he realizes that she lied to him, and in his madness, he kills her. THE END.
Devilish, widowed, left to her pies
A wish...her hope...slip't from memory to 'er eyes
Soon Mrs. Lovett would be more than a lonesome miss
Hard worker, on her grind, the baker became accomplice
by Choconillas May 10, 2008
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mr. benyam

when you have hard anal sex with shit in your mouth with a hot taxi driver and his son. you then throw up in his taxi and make him lick it up and shit it back out. then you do it all over for 15 minutes till you meet a maximum orgasm.
I gave kobe and phil such a great mr. benyam last night.
by snooshybear January 9, 2011
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mrs. cameron

half of all of her history classes are terrified of her due to her constant somehow disturbing pep talks she gives to students. she gives good grades if you do work and will personally contact you to tell you that you did good on an essay. also is late to class everyday and ten complains about not having enough time to teach.
MRS. CAMERON: laSER BEAM FOCUS!!!! I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!
STUDENT: someone please call the cops she’s terrorizing me
by salmontoess June 24, 2018
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Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
My dad is mr Hartley
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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mr. stubbe

A redneck cowboy of a math teacher. He yells just like the basketball coach he is, and it's always right in your ear. By the end of class, you're deaf. Sanjay tries to be him, but to no avail. Every time, he is shot down faster than a plane flying near the world trade center. Stubbe dubbe doo loves talking to everyone but you, and will not help you with anything, except failing the class.
Mr. Stubbe gave me a 2.7 again on my test because I didn't write my proof out right!
At least Sanjay isn't waving his 4.0 in your face...
by xxxextensioncord February 16, 2018
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Mrs. Velasquez

A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018
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