A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.
by Garfunkel64 April 11, 2010
When a girl tries to act like a ho or a thot, but they are actually just a good girl looking for attention.
Don: Bro, Samantha is such a bitch, she wouldn’t send me nudes.
Adam: She sounds like a Mormon Thot.
Adam: She sounds like a Mormon Thot.
by Ixgzitz March 08, 2018
A person who acts like a Mormon (hangs out with Mormons, has the lifestyle and values of a Mormon) but is not a Mormon. This type of person is usually part of a different sect of Christianity and believes in things like not consuming drugs that affect the body (i.e. alcohol, caffeine), abstaining from premarital sex, and being an active part of his/her community.
Brian: Jessica's hot as hell, but I can't get with her cause she's a Mormon.
Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.
Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!
Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.
Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!
by Andrewwwwk12 November 11, 2009
by Yo Mamma was with me all nite! October 09, 2011
What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities.
Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.
by Tyler Lake August 21, 2007
by Bekky Gibson March 25, 2008
by red eft August 29, 2007