MochiNut

Like a pearl necklace, it’s when a man finishes on your chest but the semen indicates an STD

“Babe why is your cum green”

“I’m so sorry babe, I got the MochiNut”

by MLM July 9, 2022

Mochi

An insanely cute person who ironically hates chocolate. A rare species found near latitude 18.5204° N. Oblivious to everything until it's dark. An ideal confidante.

You wish you had a friend like mochi, too bad she's in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022

mochiwuh

To prove that anything can be defined easily -Max

"I used urban dictionary to prove that receipts means screenshot"

Nah, i just made up mochiwuh to prove that random people can put in definitions on urban dictionary

by R886 GAMING September 2, 2022

Mochi Qt

Mf needs to do his damn hw 😭

Bro stop being Mochi Qt for 5 mins pls 🙏🏼

by Lstuartong December 22, 2022

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013

YouTube Morphing

When you unintentionally start quoting/ acting like your favorite YouTuber because they are all you watch ever so they're non stop in your mind 24/7.

Person 1- "Urgh I'm so short!"
Person 2- "Get legs, boi"
Person 1- "Dude, you're Youtube morphing into Jenna Marbles"

by Smoked Silver August 30, 2016

chims._.mochi

A person on tiktok who makes motivational and funny videos.

Boy: who is your favorite tiktoker

Girl: chims._.mochi

by hihellowassupitsme December 24, 2020