noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.
Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!
by jld2 February 27, 2009

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
by kain432234 September 14, 2010

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
by winona August 13, 2005

A camel toe for big people
by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014

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by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009
