moose titty

noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.

Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!

by jld2 February 27, 2009

Moose Pussy

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.

B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval

1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!

2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it

Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!

by kain432234 September 14, 2010

Moose sex

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.

Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"

Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"

Man- "Hell Yeah!"

by winona August 13, 2005

moose knukle

A camel toe for big people

That girl has an enormous "moose knukle"

by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Moose Noose

A cock ring.

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019