He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.
man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!
by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015

by SuccTheDicc June 5, 2017

Mitchell Purdy is what's known as an ass. He is a disrespectful individual and is only polite to people who pay him with money and attention. Most commonly, a Mitchell is gay and prefers the company of the same sex rather then a females attention. Mr Tumble and Mitchell Purdy fit very well into the same sentence. Mitchell Purdy is in no way academic and has a disease.
Ugh you know that Mitchell Purdy boy, he's so gay!! He totally likes boys. That's why he's got butt aids!!!
by estoycachando June 6, 2018

A very bad Qb for the Chicago bears. He throws many INT's, gets sacked, and doesn't throw. He has been the QB since 2017, after Jay Cutler going to the Dolphins.
by Dozxen May 29, 2020

No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)
by Samanthaaaaaaaa Bitchhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2010

A maneuver where you drive your car down a railroad track while a train is approaching. Immediately followed by jumping out of the vehicle and letting the train hit it to stop the train from advancing.
"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"
"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"
"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"
by TheDrifter101 December 27, 2019

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021
