Mitch

Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”

Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”

Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”

by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

mrs mitch

Mrs mitch is definitely wifey material. A fragrant beauty who is not only sexy and sweet but also very sophisticated, sleek and to die for. Hence why Mr Mitch can't seem to get enough.

"Oh my is that mrs mitch, she is one of a kind"
"Mitchy is lucky to have Mrs M"

by tracey adam June 15, 2017

Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022

mitch

Mitch is a name for the insane a person of high sense and enviable position insanely explosive when taken to task a tin ass but not too tiny actually a unit no a massive unit and did I happen to mention Mitch put the eye in intelligence. Forget swag this kunt sasshays shay shay and hip hop hoorays his way through the corridors of life and Will continue to do so Afta Death

Far out I Cannae be effed doing eff all today I need me some Mitchtovation if this high rise is gonna get designed . Fuk a job.

by C.Red May 15, 2018

Manuel Soler Is Known As Mitch Sturkenboom

Manuel Soler Is Known As Mitch Sturkenboom

Manuel Soler Is Known As Mitch Sturkenboom

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort

My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch

by Mitching it May 14, 2022

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019