Manstrel

A personified Minstrel, so called for its distinctly human-esque features and possible Elephant Man qualities. Deformity at its best.

"Liz and Linz were eating Minstrels in 2002, when Linz pulled one out of the bag declaring, 'Shit, this looks like a man. Lets call it a Manstrel.' "

by LiznLinz June 11, 2008

Menstress Cycle

The stress resulting from a man's dealing (lovingly) with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Dude what's your problem?
I'm going through my menstress cycle. Bitch got me twisted.

by Jake's taken June 13, 2011

Menstral Fluid Red

A hue of color. Not commonly found in the 24 pack of Crayola Crayons.(possibly in the 54 pack im not sure) This color can usually describe the color of ones face while in an explosive mood.

Kid A-"dude did you see Brians face when he got really pissed off??"

Kid B-"yeah bro it was Menstral Fluid Red"

by NiggerBounce February 22, 2009

mansturbate

when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes

Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.

by Mololo October 25, 2010

Manstrual Cycle

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.

Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.

by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008