minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.

Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

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minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.

My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.

by madmitch612 January 17, 2011

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Minnesota Stone

80 earth pounds, unlike the rest of the world where it equals 14 pounds. This is due to the fact that people from Minnesota lie 'bout most everything and claim everything is from Minnesota

Mike: "Not only is Jimmy Carter from St. Paul, he weighs 2 stone."
Doug: "EU Stone?"
Mike: "Minnesota Stone, a slighly heavier variant of the EU Stone."

by Mel Miller August 21, 2008

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The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work

Coon rapids minnesota is bunk

by The fly guy5310 February 1, 2017

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Minnesota Finger Fuck

A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's

Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?

by queef247 March 8, 2011

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