midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)

I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!

by cblair007 February 21, 2014

Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".

LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!

by Soft Bear May 1, 2014

midnight slip

Switching partners during sex without the woman knowing.

Me and my buddie have that bitch the midnight slip!

by Dethrattleshake March 8, 2017

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

midnight organ fight

The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs

So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.

by TheReal2:23 August 11, 2017

midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"

by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017

madwig

Very white, funny, chill, lit, apparently the perfect girlfriend for Koreans, likes to eat peanut butter, love interests include but are not limited to: Koreans, Asians, white guys named dude

Is that a polar bear?
No it’s just Madwig in a bathing suit

by Madwig fan January 28, 2018