Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.
Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.
by Skinney1974 November 29, 2012
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Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.
Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..
by Jonnyboy68 August 05, 2011
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Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am
We 're going to do some midnight farming later
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The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ
"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."
by AntiMJ June 08, 2009
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Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.
Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!
by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008
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Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.
Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
by Yololicious November 28, 2013
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Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.
OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...
by RenesmeeCullen November 21, 2008
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