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The Mexican Salt Shaker 

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....
When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

"Thats Mexican" 

The phrase "Thats Mexican" means: To ruin a perfectly good thing. Whether it is a vehicle that runs,looks,and appears to be in good working condition, and the person strips the car of everything and replaces it with an overwhelming amount of chrome, velvet,tassels, tawdry mudflaps ,or any other shiny gaudy part that they can find at the local PepBoys while changing their oil in the parking lot. In their eyes they see a vehicle that demands respect, so much so that they never roll up their windows but lower the driver seat and cruise. To the rest of the world we see a tastelessly showy vehicle that is owned by a sexual predator. At that very moment the value of the car has sunk to $0. "Thats Mexican" is not only used to describe vehicles but also Houses that are in a safe, descent community and once the ownership of the home is in the hands of the new owners they use mediocer materials such as masonry bricks, block, stone, and all forms of architectural products and they install the material wherever,as long as it will stick to the house. The finishing touch is a "Mother Mary" shrine such as a ceremonial candle display or water feature.
Wife: "Honey, I realy love this area im glad we found this quiet, clean, safe neighborhood."

Husband: "Lets just drive down this last street then we will call the realtor."

Both Wife & Husband: "Look at that House, holy shit what did they do to it? That house is retarded, they ruined it, "Thats Mexican".

The Mexican Invasion

The ongoing flood of illegal immigrants into the United States of America. We pay for their healthcare, we pay when they hit us in traffic, we pay our government just so that they can let these criminals stay here. Now these criminals are going to pay 2000 dollars and become citizens, even when lawful immigrants from other countries are going through the correct steps.
Fuck the Mexican Invasion. Republicans sold out and Democrats are pussies. Fuck amnesty.

The Little Mexican 

Hitting on your friends wives, girlfriends, etc.. In a non-threatening, back door way. Using your friendship as a gate way to grope, fondle, talk dirty too, using a DJ voice to bad mouth you to your girl to make himself look better even front of his fiance B. Also, but not limited to strangers, young girls, and feet.
Seduction includes stress ring that doubles as a wedding band.
A.K.A. The Turtle
The Little Mexican. Hanging with a group of friends and their wives. He will make every effort to hit on every one of the wives before the night is through, while taking every opportunity to make the husbands look bad. The classic I'm really a better friend than your husband.

The Mexican Boarder Crosser 

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.
Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.