mental chuckle

a.k.a. mc --> not to be confused with master of ceremonies means mental chuckle. it is usually used when something funny is said or read by a person, but this tidbit of information does not make them laugh out loud or 'lol' as the kids say. the new information only makes them laugh in their mind. hence the name 'mental chuckle'
My friend, Rick, told me about how he saw a panda fall out of the tree after it farted. I didn't think it was funny enough to laugh out loud, but I did catch myself experiencing a mental chuckle.
by scopa.amiga. July 20, 2009
mugGet the mental chucklemug.

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.
John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.
by jokemonkey March 4, 2008
mugGet the mental retardationmug.

mental freeze

when your brain goes numb you call that a mental freeze
by feet sniffer August 12, 2021
mugGet the mental freezemug.

mentally ill

Someone who suffers from a mental disorder and delusions of grandeur. Someone who has lost touch with reality. Could be just depressed but rans the gammit from depression to schizophrenia.
Man, that Mike Rehmeyer is mentally ill. He's 34, lives at home, has no college education and nothing going for him yet he thinks he's Prince Charles.
by arfed February 13, 2008
mugGet the mentally illmug.

mental-x

A cockcheese drinking, goat fucking, corpse raping, pickledick, inbred, shiteating, nosepicking, arse-pube collecting pineapple fucker.
What a fucking mental-x.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
mugGet the mental-xmug.

Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it
Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"
by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011
mugGet the Mental Vasectomymug.

mentally beautiful

a rare compliment with the intention to flatter someone, however often mistakenly interpreted as an insult
He told me that I was mentally beautiful and that either means I'm smart and pretty or I have a beautiful mind.
by denvergonewild May 2, 2010
mugGet the mentally beautifulmug.

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