Marfan

A guy whose stature is lanky and spider like. A Marfan always seems to think that he is god's gift to the ladies whilst working in retail and studying a bullshit degree.

Due to his ill natured frame the clothing that he buys, after seeing it worn by people way cooler then he never, ever fit right. Those long spidery legs are totally out of proportion to his entire body making him ridiculed.

He likes to be sneaky and malicious. By going though peoples phones to get a glimpse of a lifestyle he never had (or will).

Person 1; I spoke to Marfan today.
Person2; oh really, how was he, all spidery.

by marfanmarfan March 9, 2007

Mariana Web

Level 5 of the internet. Supposedly, this part of the web can only be accesed by using polymeric falcighol derivation. This can only work on a quantum computer. This is very advanced technology. No one has got to this part of the internet yet.

Reaching the Mariana Web requires Polymeric Falcighol Derivation.

by 123what comes next? December 23, 2017

Mariana

Loyal and caring but can't make up her mind most of time; misunderstood. Switches up her opinion a lot. One minute she loves you the next she ignores you as long as she can.

Ugh. Mariana needs to make up her mind before I leave!

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Mariani

Extremely tight fitting shorts for a man. Normally made from such fabrics as spandex and rubber.

Look at Stu crammed into his tight Mariani!

You'll never ease into that Mariani.

Wow your really stuffing that Mariani!

by Thai Gary January 6, 2010

marianettes

a really funny person however they are not famouson tiktok

marianettes is a funny person on tiktok.

by SuperCool123456789101213141516 June 28, 2021

Mariana

mariana is a girl that is thick asf and she’s a barb and she loves nicki minaj. she’s short af and she’s fine asf

ayo look at mariana over there🤰🏽🤰🏽🤰🏽🤰🏽

by hddhhdksbjddk July 27, 2021

mariana

mariana is one of the most craziest people you will ever meet in life. She is very hyper and loves to be around people. mariana is someone that will make you laugh even when your feeling down. However, mariana feelings get hurt easily but she doesn’t care💀. She loves sports and singing. When you meet mariana for the first time, she is very shy. But as she starts warming up to you she gets very hyper. mariana always tries to make people feel happy when their down. And she won't take no for an answer. Truly people think that mariana is embarrassing or annoying, but the truth is, she probably just wants to be your friend.

-dua lipa is mineeee marianaaa😍😉

by madiiii_CA August 3, 2022