Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

Mandem

A word meaning friends/crew usually used by roadmen

ay yo me and the mandem on our way

by Urdadlesbein October 10, 2018

mr.manders

The weirdest person on the planet

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*

by farts of the pan January 13, 2014

Det finns ju mandelmjöl

Uttrycket ”det finns ju mandelmjöl” tillkom år 2014 av Tyra Sundberg och Anna Gustafsson. Uttrycket motsvarar frasen ”Ja, det är klart det finns”, och används när någonting uppenbarligen existerar. Användningen av meningen spred sig snabbt våren 2019 och är nu frekvent använt i Göteborg.

”Finns det risk för könssjukdomar vid oskyddat samlag?”
”Ja, det finns ju mandelmjöl.”

”Finns det cashewnötsmjöl?”
”Ja, det finns ju mandelmjöl”

by fluffiepie June 8, 2019

Mandeeped

Your mate called Mandeep attempts to fool you with phony lies. explaining that he cant "go out" because his curry rents wont let him. but really he is going out with his own curry mates.

Russ- Hey mate, Want to go to blitz tonight?
Mandeep- Sorry mate, I have to do study and stuff, plus my rents wont let me because i went outside last month..
Russ- Shiiiit, i just got mandeeped.

by Sussruss March 6, 2011

Mandeep

The amount of donuts he eats a day is equivalent to the amount of hours hes played csgo.

You can try playing video games with him, but you'll have to wait 1 hour for him to finally get on and then once he does he will go afk.
Has as many chins as the empire state building has floors.

Hes kinda funny though, so you should keep him around.

*In a apocalypse*

Survivor: Mandeep! Stop eating the only food we have left!!

by Harry Gilmore August 25, 2019

Mandeep

Mandeep is a horrible human being if you can even call him one of those. Mandeep normally spends his hours getting stuck in the washing machine whilst his uncle takes advantage of him. Mandeep is very snakey, unfunny, unskilled and unfriendly. Mandeep will bait his team on CSGO or any game as he has a massive ego to uphold and don't worry if he makes a mistake it's your fault!

Once you get Mandeeps name in your head it is never coming out you will literally use the word in any situation.

Mandeep

Me gusta Mandeep

What's that Mandeep and Donald Trump fucking on a table covered in latex

by 13737 November 28, 2020