marijuana

the best thing in the world, it feels so good when inhaled, it feels like the worlds biggest orgasm

damn, nigga this marijuana is making me have a orgasm in my lungs

by blaze420sexyassnigga October 8, 2017

Marijuana Iguana

The iguana, also know as marijuana-iguana, is the unofficial official animal for the famous marijuana leaf

Wow! Look at that! It’s a wild marijuana iguana in its natural habitat! It’s looks so peaceful basking in the glory of the weed leaves.

by BIRTHNUGGETNUGGER May 2, 2018

Marijuana

The marriage of Juana

Last week I had to go to a wedding, I had to see who was gonna marijuana.

by anonymous May 15, 2018

magician penutbutter

A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.

Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut

by The Peanutbutter Magician December 14, 2018

Marijuana

A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.

Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."

Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"

No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."

by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Marijuana

this shit is straight up gas.

"yo pass me the marijuana yung homie!"

by Mommyboi69 March 18, 2019