Funky Munch

Free sex. Often without expecting it. Not rape.

Don't ever stare at the place a man zips. He'll think you're offering a funky munch.

by pinkiepyro December 13, 2012

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

Richard Munch

A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.

Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.

Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't

Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"

by Liam John October 16, 2008

munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.

fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?

by feewee January 16, 2009

Munch Punch

punching a girl in the face while going down on her

That bitch was so retarded I munch punched the shit out of her.

by tittytats January 4, 2011

ass munch

PRICK wjo eats ass for a living.

newman you fu*king ass munch!

by ashley brooke May 11, 2004

Butt Munch

One who munches on another's buttocks
A degeratory term used for someone who gets on your or someone besides you's nerves.

See also Ass Fucker and Asshole
Malix:Hey Dalix
Dalix:(Ignore)
Malix:Hey Dalix
Dalix:(Ignore)
Malix:HEY MOTHERFUCKER!
Dalix:WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
Malix:Fuck you,you Butt Munch

by Daledoko April 8, 2011