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French Military Victories

1. Mythological event who's existance in modern thinking is correctly ridiculed by those that maintain a belief in the existance of same.

2. Send in the Americans

3. The French Foreign Legion is only as good as it's worst German trooper.
by Marquis de Lafayette July 4, 2004
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French Military Victories

Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman
Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen

Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen

These do not count as French Military Victories
by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009
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French Military Victories

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.
French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.
by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008
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french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.
The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).
by Super Jesus December 28, 2005
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military whore

A whore who goes after soldiers , because they enjoy the lifestyle that a solider can offer and money or they just like getting there hole filled by an English soldier in uniform , the worst of these culprits can be found in Germany espically the Paderborn area
Me : fuck !! she with another soldier ??

Mate : well that sanny is a well known military whore

Me : can't be many more that she hasn't fucked

Mate : a few left mate, a few and by a few I literally mean three
by _catchypoley_ August 16, 2016
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Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
by Daviscour July 30, 2018
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Special military operation

Putin started a war in Ukraine. He calls it a Special Military Operation.
by anonymous March 9, 2022
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