Mikey

Some gay nigga twitter.com who always begging for female attention

Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women

by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020

Mikey Special

A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.

“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”

“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”

by DildoDistributor December 31, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.

Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey

by ccheney15 October 26, 2019

Mikey

The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. He has got the spirit but he a little confused

I asked him how deep a six feet hole was and he said 20 feet. His name was Mikey

by anonymous August 17, 2022

Mikey the Echidna

An much more better version of a Ledner and makes awesome conversations with people, basically the class clown and the el awesomo of the world.

Henry: Get here NAO!
Mikey: Heyy
Draco: Heyy Mikey!
Ledner: i wish i was a Mikey the Echidna! >.<

by Mikey the Echidna September 3, 2009

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008

Mikey

I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.

Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023