Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Melt

A weird person who acts like a werido especially girls that act

Emily Sears is such a melt

by Anyone56 November 4, 2020

ice caps are melting

sexy guy pops up and you want to talk to him but you have nothing else to say

guy: "hey"
girl: "😍ice caps are melting "

by 1010jj May 30, 2016

Melting

drinking or partying on a patio or rooftop.

I'm over by the lake just melting.

by DagoRed March 10, 2020

Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's

Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.

by belladeefy May 8, 2020

you melted

-you're a mess

-you're attractive, hot, fineeee

Bitch you melted.

by brina_214 April 3, 2016

Dreidl Melt

is a sweet and savory Chanukah dish devloped by DR. It consists of a crispy latke with a scoop of ice cream on top. It reminds us that sometimes life is sweet with a touch of salt, and other times it is salty with a touch of sweet.

Rough spin, how about a dreidl melt to help you forget all about it.

Can I get a dreidl melt to wash down the manischewitz.

by rhinoram December 8, 2010