The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.
I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.
by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

A cork term for someone who is cringe beyond belief, best used for someone who puts quotes on all their social media posts
by Cork bai November 9, 2023

by raphael_1254 May 4, 2022

by brina_214 April 3, 2016

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's
by belladeefy May 8, 2020

by vittusloom August 21, 2023
