The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Get the Alberto Martinez mug.If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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by Sinny17 August 26, 2020
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