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Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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Nancy Martinez

Nancy Martinez is funny beautiful and funny, She has a great personality and she always wants attention from other people. Nancy is always predicting stuff right.
Omg Nancy Martinez is so funny & always loves on you.
by Nancy Martinez October 15, 2019
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Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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Mariana Martinez

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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Leon Martinez

a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
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javid martinez

by Eeeeee buddddd March 5, 2020
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Full Mantonello

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.
"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"
by Sinny17 August 26, 2020
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