dirty lunch box

When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.

Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.

by Dirty-train December 14, 2008

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why tf did u search this up

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by that one guy that ate his dog December 14, 2020

shannon lunch

When you take an extra long time during your lunch break.

Joe: Wheres Bob, he was supposed to be back 15 minutes ago?
Lisa: Oh he must be taking a shannon lunch again

by Kioljdj January 2, 2009

Bergstrom Lunch

To dine with one or more friends at lunch and consume multiple bottles of the very finest, most expensive wines. Most commonly used in and around Oregon's Willamette Valley.

Chris: "Hi Suzie, good to see you. Have you seen Tom? He and I were supposed to meet to discuss the new label design 2 hours ago and I haven't heard from him."

Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."

Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"

by WVPN June 10, 2008

Time for lunch

The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneously unbuttoning the pants and pulling out the penis.

Origin: The pornographic classic "Sex City 2", the sequel to "Sex City" and precursor to "Sex City 3"

Male: Shut your fucking mouths, bitches!

Female: Can't you be a little nicer, cutie.

Male: Ok, time for lunch. (Whips out junk)

by Quixo December 22, 2008

wet lunch

To consume alcohol with lunch to make your work afternoon more interesting.

"Suzy, Jefferson, Brett, Chreees & Romain regularly head out for a wet lunch to break up their mundane lives selling software... the result is afternoons with a whole lot of pizazzz."

by Suzy H. January 14, 2008

Wisconsin Lunch Bucket

The Wisconsin Lunch Bucket, also known as a Lunch Bucket, is arguably the world's greatest social drink. Designed to be chugged in a group setting, he with the first empty glass aquires a certain prestige not associated with any other alcoholic beverage. What a fabulous drink.

Recipe:
5oz domestic beer
5oz orange juice
Double shot amaretto

Directions:
Combine OJ and beer in a 12 oz glass. Drop shot glass into larger glass and slam.

Drinker a: Hey, wanna do a round of shots?

Drinker b: Sure! Got somethin' in mind?

Drinker a: Flaming Doctor Pepper?

Drinker b: Oh, come on, you big chode. How 'bout a real dirnk? Wisconsin Lunch Buckets all around or I'm out!

by A Midwestern Stay-at-home Mom with a shady past.... April 20, 2007