A chubby Asian that survived Hiroshima/Nagasaki and migrated. He then survived and escaped from Tiananmen Square with the Chinese on his tail and biked to the coast playing Pokémon go. He then swam all the way to Texas and nowadays likes his cousin and a girl named kaya. He doesn’t use protection and he is otherwise a very stereotypical Asian.
by LulasFunny October 30, 2022
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Get the Luka mug.An extremely handsome man, very intelligent, with an impeccable personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him, he'll cease to amaze you each day with his rare brilliant heart. Incredibly handsome, sensual, talented, and has a deep interest in the universe which inspires you to learn too. He'll change your world to make it better. He's always there to lend you strength, hope during hardship. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. An uber funny guy, he will make you laugh with his addictive humor. He loves music and receives peace from lyrics and melodies. His love's incredible. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He will stun you with how much he cares. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's a person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire, and love him. He should never be hurt or upset only protected. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what.. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. You'll want to be everything he desires so you can always see him happy some more.
Luka IS THE BEST
by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the Luka mug.Lukas is a mysterious man of few words and expressions, and is reclusive from the everyday world. He is often shown to have a troll or fairy with him, and has the ability to see and interact with various supernatural creatures. He is also the representation of Norway. He has a brother named Emil who is the representation of Iceland.
Lukas: You promised me to call me big brother Emil.
Emil: I won't say it.
Lukas: say it.
Emil: I won't say it.
Lukas: Wait guys my troll is telling me something
*Is talking to air in others' eyes*
Emil: I won't say it.
Lukas: say it.
Emil: I won't say it.
Lukas: Wait guys my troll is telling me something
*Is talking to air in others' eyes*
by Ruby-__ April 25, 2017
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Lúkas is a person who loves sex with young virgins and destroyes their virginity for his penis is as long as his leg and sharp as a knife and will destroy any virgin pussy there is to know. When its done the pussy will bleed for 17days.
Lúkas is a person who loves sex with young virgins and destroyes their virginity for his penis is as long as his leg and sharp as a knife and will destroy any virgin pussy there is to know. When its done the pussy will bleed for 17days.
Holy shit i think i just got lukased i havent stopped bleeding in more than a week
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Fuck i think i met lukas (sharp dick)
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Fuck i think i met lukas (sharp dick)
by TriangleFat3000 January 20, 2018
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Lukas has a huge wiener!
by LukasLover123 November 23, 2021
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Zamnnn what a Lukas!
by littleboiz April 14, 2022
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