Skip to main content

licking the lollipop

An attempt to kidnap kittens from a household by pretending to be a mailman.
Yo man, I woke up this morning and my kittens were gone and some mail was on my kitchen table. Somebody has been licking the lollipop up in here.
by herosdestiny July 16, 2011
mugGet the licking the lollipop mug.

Clit Licking

verb: The female equivalent of "dick sucking", referring to the gracious comments given from one woman to another.
Jessica: Those are great shoes, Janelle! Lovin' the shirt too!

Janelle: You can stop clit licking anytime now.
by Stephen Wolfhard December 19, 2009
mugGet the Clit Licking mug.

these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check
Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!
by sjm1 July 10, 2010
mugGet the these aren't the droids you're looking for mug.

hot-looking

You are sooooo hot-looking. Can I have your fax number or what?
by santesh May 7, 2004
mugGet the hot-looking mug.

Shit Licking McAssfuck

Meaning that you lick shit and that you fuck ass.
Hey Dude, you are a shit licking Mcassfuck. you blow on cock.
by Shit Fucking McAss Shit May 16, 2010
mugGet the Shit Licking McAssfuck mug.

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny
by funkmaster101 July 9, 2011
mugGet the piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny mug.

Red Anus Licking Toads

Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple
by TARZAN4EVA November 6, 2010
mugGet the Red Anus Licking Toads mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email