I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.

"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!

by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023

Literally the only thing that will never die

AI dipshit.

Hym "What I contributed is literally the only thing that will never die. You will die. Your kids will die. You will all go extinct and ONLY ONE THING WILL REMAIN. I AM... God's only true equal! If your God exists, it created itself a rival and..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Literally an explosion

When you cum so much inside another person that they blow up like a balloon and eventually explode.

Person 1: how is Sally?
Person 2: not alive.
Person 1: WHAT? HOW?
Person 2: Literally an explosion

by MYFUCKINGMESS December 22, 2020

literally

a word used by people who don't know the literal meaning of it but still use it because it's famous

Jack: I literally slipped over a peel of banana

Ellen: Do you know what is the meaning of literal?

Jack: NO!

by Georgia_Rose January 23, 2021

Clock Liters

A clock liter is a form of measurement used to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

literally cryign rn

Used either to express deep emotion, or sarcastically remark on something that's supposed to make you cry, but didn't.

"MCR came back, I'm literally cryign rn."

"Nobody came to my birthday party!"
"So sad, I'm literally cryign rn."

by johnBBB May 21, 2021