limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025

Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.

My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.

by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Limp-Dickedness

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.

Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister

by Psyrain June 9, 2010

psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.

Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.

by Nato22996 October 21, 2009

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Pimp to Limp

Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.

Hey man, I totally went Pimp to Limp last night cause my bitch didn't wipe her ass man.

by S Triple B July 31, 2013