lightning fingers

Using your fingers in a very fast motion to bring a woman to orgasm and make her squirt

I used lightning fingers to make Samantha squirt all over my hand.

by TommyGunn69 October 1, 2017

Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018

lightning mcqueen

The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.

during my test i really wish i could have had a lightning mcqueen

by jenterperfohee February 5, 2023

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Lightning's Crib

LGBT which stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender, are people who have their own gender and sexual preference. There is an estimated 3.5% of adults in the United States who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual and an estimated 0.3% of adults who are transgender (Gate, “How many people are lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender?”) There are cases such as Freddie Mason, Bernina Mata, and Duanna Johnson, which are some events that embellish a long shadow of criminalization of LGBT people in the United States. They are discriminated within their jobs, in housing, within the government, and even going into public places. The LGBT community is no different, so why are they seen just for their sexual preference? There needs to be a change, a change in which would provide better and safer lives for the LGBT community. In saying this, Congress should create a law which will abolish discrimination, and ensure civil protections for the LGBT community. In order for this law to be created Congress needs to be persuaded that this is a major issue to take action upon. LGBT people go through a lot just to be whom and what they want to be. Congress needs to be fully aware of some events that have taken place in the LGBT community because of discrimination. There is harassment, inadequate health care, hate crimes, and etc.

Lightning's Crib is super cool

by Nolan Gay July 18, 2019

lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins

“Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”

by landry nicole August 13, 2025

Lightning Bug Style

When you're hitting it from behind, and you've got glow-in-the-dark paint smeared all over your asses. Ultimately, you could send a neighbor a message via Morse code with the rhythm of your ass glow.

Last weekend my girl and I got crazy all Lightning Bug Style, yo. By the time we were finished, the dining room table looked like a giant highlighter exploded on it.

by EasyNCheesy June 27, 2025