Leather Goals

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.

Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.

by PiousVoice September 2, 2025

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Take the Leather Line

To walk somewhere. It's a play on a bus or train line name.

Person A: How are you gonna get there if your car broke down
Person B: I'll take the leather line

by DoubleDDestroyer January 28, 2025

Leather Berry

An old, sun crisped biker lady most likely resembling a saddle bag.

Use some extra lube before you scrape your fingers in that leather berry.

by SuomiMike32 February 7, 2025

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Leathers

Leathers are what is considered a whole species of southerners or vacationers in the south who are clearly already leathered. Yet the continue to bronze themselves into oblivion. They are often times in small adult undies with a glossy finish to them as if they have pre lubed themselves with oil prior to their progressive leathering process.

These leathers should be visualized and perceived as something similar to a “walker” but very much still alive.

The leathers keep taking all the good chairs

by Silentsparky February 22, 2024