Landon

A pretty cool dude, he's really funny without his friend group they kinda make him lame and mean but he's generally pretty cool. i hope his arm gets better cause he broke it playing football. his dirty blonde hair looks rlly cool, and he seems fun to game with on Wednesday nights.

person one: Wow trevor rlly tried to copy landon!
person 2: No bro no one can copy the paper crown burger king

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.

Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen

by Brxsr January 12, 2023

Lawson the FNF loving retard

All he does is play FNF all day n9t playing with his friends, has no rizz or any bitches.

Fuck you lawson the FNF loving retard

by JaytheSsumdeeSucker February 8, 2023

LandonDid

another word for Jeffery Epstein.

Person one: Three, You’re just like a LandonDid.

Person two: I don’t blame you.
Person three: ;)
Person four: what

by anna face March 13, 2023

Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong

There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small

by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023

Landon binnix

A red head kid who sucks at golf and needs lessons. Also known as topper guild.

Man you really looked like Landon Binnix

by TKDG May 12, 2023

Landon

Landon is a very popular funny guy, does not take most things seriously. He has lots of fat crushes on Burnett short girls and tries to impress them with his spunky attitude. He also loves basket ball and drinking prime and thinks he is the coolest guy around. He has short dirty blond hair and always weres hoodies. He has a big friend group. He is not super clingy but will observe the people he cares about from a far. Because of his funny nature he lies about stuff. He is a great guy, You might think he is only a six out of 10, but once you get to know him, you will end up falling for him.

Girl: Hey, Landon

Landon: What in the chicken nuggets. That girl is gorgeous.

Girl: Blushes

Landon

by Marshmallow_is nice June 20, 2023