a bitch who literally gets no guys. whoever talks to lana, watch the fuck out. she talks shit and all she does is ignore her friends when she’s with her boyfriend. she dyes her hair and it’s a period blood red color. big eyed bitch who can’t stand people, runs track for fun, and thinks her boyfriend is the only person in the world.
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Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
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