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Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other
Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?
by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024
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Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people
by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021
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Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)
My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.
by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023
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lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.
Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.
by Amherstdude August 19, 2022
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lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.
last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer
by sexy lamps March 16, 2020
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Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP
Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021
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