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Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
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Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024
mugGet the Hooker lampmug.

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
mugGet the lamp jobmug.

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.
by bored696 December 19, 2014
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Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality
I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself
by Tom28281 January 17, 2024
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Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”
Ooooh a llama lamp
by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020
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