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sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024
mugGet the sexy lampmug.

Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people
by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021
mugGet the Lampmug.

clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick
hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut
by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017
mugGet the clyde lamp the 4thmug.

LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
mugGet the LAMPmug.

Nigga Lamp

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)
That was a gnarly nigga lamp!
by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022
mugGet the Nigga Lampmug.

Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩
Me: Lamp
You: Lamp
by 😡😡😡 😩 December 16, 2020
mugGet the Lampmug.

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