Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!
by Breadcat February 10, 2021

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024

by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021

by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"
Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"
Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017

by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022

Me: Lamp
You: Lamp
You: Lamp
by 😡😡😡 😩 December 16, 2020
