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Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.
She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.
by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024
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Lift

To take or steal
Be careful im might lift yo sh*t b
by Xykis May 26, 2019
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ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
by BigDSco April 19, 2018
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lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.
My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.
by Hope Fully August 18, 2022
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I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.
Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016
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lift your skull

Mild intoxication. More than a buzz, but less than being trashed.
Boy, that German lager can really lift your skull with just one bottle.
by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008
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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020
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