Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Ketchup

Rotten as fuck, the most overrated condiment ever. It sticks to high heavens and the taste is unbearable

Ketchup is kiddie sauce, fuckin grosd

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024

Ketchup Circus

An orgy involving at least 3 or more women who are on their period.

"Make sure to bring wet wipes to the ketchup circus tonight!"

by napalmcoochie December 2, 2025

Ketchup Bottle

While receiving a blowjob, the man slaps the top of the head of his partner like a ketchup bottle.

Ryan gave his girlfriend the ketchup bottle while receiving oral pleasure.

by The great landscape November 19, 2019

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

ketchup mouth

When someone bust there lip or lips

Told you to stop playing with me now you got ketchup mouth!

by Urbansuburban February 1, 2025

Ketchup Maid

Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes

My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified

by GemNYC February 22, 2021