Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021

Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022

Kiwi Farms

The Gotham city of the digital relm

Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish

by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.

Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023