Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014

Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.

One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"

by whizno June 29, 2018

Jumpers

Another word ,for jumpscare in modern media

Ah man that new horror/movie has a lot of 'jumpers' in it I nearly fell off my couch

by Theta Esinbergh January 18, 2024

Jumper seat

Take a car battery and attach it to a metal seat and make it the only place for someone to sit.

Dude my brother came over last night and we used the jumper seat on him

by Animal man March 23, 2013

claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)

"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."

by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017

unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.

Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."

by Ninecents February 2, 2024