hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.

When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.

by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024

Jumpers

Another word ,for jumpscare in modern media

Ah man that new horror/movie has a lot of 'jumpers' in it I nearly fell off my couch

by Theta Esinbergh January 18, 2024

unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.

Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."

by Ninecents February 2, 2024

Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.

Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023

woolly jumper

Pull over Sweater

It is cold outside so I’m going to wear my woolly jumper.

by ICouldBeWrong December 18, 2022

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017