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jump the shark

The moment when a show is no longer worth watching due to a very contrived episode. The term comes from the Happy Days Hawaii miniseries.
When did Voyager jump the shark?

A. Seven of Nine
B. The Year of Hell
C. Chakotay's vision quests
D. Day one
by Xyzzy May 4, 2005
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jump off

the most exclusive event or place to be at
"yo this party is gonna be the jump off"
by Hollis February 8, 2003
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jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.
by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004
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jump a red

"With the cops in pursuit, they jump a red to try and escape."

When approaching a red light "Don't slow down; jump it!"
by djidle July 31, 2010
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Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010
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Jump cunt

A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.
"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"

"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013
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Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017
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