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Jordan

Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
by SEAN-A-LAWN.co December 10, 2008
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Jordan

Total creepers
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house?

Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt

Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
by hahalaughinginyourface May 8, 2009
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Jordan

Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.

A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety

A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs

A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
Look at that faggot crashed on the side of the road, must be a Jordan
by Hunter58 February 22, 2008
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Jordan

another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick
"dude thank god im not like jordan"
by Rhana June 13, 2008
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Jordan

A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!

AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!

Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time

Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.

Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
by ihatejordan December 28, 2009
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Jordan

Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away
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Jordan

Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.
by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009
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