Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.

that is such a Jesse!!!!

by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018

jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity

fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper

by jesse draws March 12, 2020

Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!

"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"

by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020

Jesse

some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis

jesse they gay cunt

by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019

jesse

annoying af

jesse is annoying af

by hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoheoe December 17, 2018

Jesse

Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.

"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC

by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is a faggot! He will cheat on you with every chance he gets! He is a straight up bitch! He will cheat on you on your birthday! If you ever meet a Jesse don’t be friends with him or date him because he is a BITCH!!!! He is also gay as fuck!! He has the smallest dick ever!!

Girl 1: you know Jesse?
Girl 2: yeah, he is super cute!
Girl 1: don’t date him!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because he is a faggot and will cheat on you!!!

by The ugly person October 22, 2019