A joke or pun that is so painfully unfunny, it can only be said by a person named Jay.
For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:
a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment
b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)
c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said
For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:
a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment
b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)
c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said
Me: Did they name Hearthstone Pizza after the game called Hearthstone?
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke
by PoodlePizza February 25, 2019
Get the Jay Joke mug.When something is pissing you off to the level of a pissed off rhinoceros. You should hit someone AKA Smacka' Jay.
Andrew: Dude, this whole day sucks. I just wanna go home.
Brandon: Stfu, you are pissing off. Imma' smacka' jay at ya.
*Smacka' Jay* Andrew is on the floor crying from hurting, I did the K.O. Smacka' Jay fury hit.
Brandon: Stfu, you are pissing off. Imma' smacka' jay at ya.
*Smacka' Jay* Andrew is on the floor crying from hurting, I did the K.O. Smacka' Jay fury hit.
by senorvladdy May 3, 2010
Get the Smacka' Jay mug.A rapper born and raised in the Nickerson Gardens projects in Watts California
signed to Top Dawg Entertainment/Warner Bros.
Known for his tuff voice and claiming Bounty Hunter Watts Bloods
This cat is gonna bring L.A. back on the map
hes really lyrical.
signed to Top Dawg Entertainment/Warner Bros.
Known for his tuff voice and claiming Bounty Hunter Watts Bloods
This cat is gonna bring L.A. back on the map
hes really lyrical.
Jay Rock, still that same O.G.
I ain't tryna see the grave or the penitentary
Everyday living, tryna stay on my feet
Even though a nigga paid, but my heart in the streets
See my dogs I'm a beast, so hard on these beats
So my family can eat, I'll be damned if I see
No income, here come Jay Rock, they know crack music
Drug kingpin flow, oh
THATS WATTS UP!!!
I ain't tryna see the grave or the penitentary
Everyday living, tryna stay on my feet
Even though a nigga paid, but my heart in the streets
See my dogs I'm a beast, so hard on these beats
So my family can eat, I'll be damned if I see
No income, here come Jay Rock, they know crack music
Drug kingpin flow, oh
THATS WATTS UP!!!
by ZeinFlows July 7, 2009
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Get the jay oh mug.A woman who is one of the most caring, understanding people you will ever meet. She can make you smile when you are crying and laugh when you are angry. She is loyal to those who she cares about and is kind to even her enemies. She is beautiful beyond all measures, not just because of her perfect skin or her lushious hair, but because her heart is bigger than the ocean. She will be your best friend but she will put you in your place when you need it. She will do great things.
by Don't crush the cat May 2, 2018
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1)A beautiful triple threat. He sings & dances and acts. Hes a member from AOM (Art of Movement) .
2) Godlike.
3) Gods greatest creation
1)A beautiful triple threat. He sings & dances and acts. Hes a member from AOM (Art of Movement) .
2) Godlike.
3) Gods greatest creation
by jepew July 25, 2010
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