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Jasper

An all out retarded crackhead who likes planes ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
Jasper is autism
by Plen July 20, 2024
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It’s a dark void that is very pleasing at first but leads down to a very dark and scary place the further you go the scarier so I recommend you go back when you can but if you are too far down best of luck to you brotha but other than that it’s like walking in universal finding little Easter eggs and a suprise every nook and cranny
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jasper

someone who's effortlessly cool
What a jasper fellow! They did a backflip so spontaneously!
I wish I was jasper.
by waffys May 26, 2025
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Jasper

When used as a name, this title symbolizes characteristics that offer protection from negative forces by embodying courage, determination, grounding and originality.

To be a Jasper means to be a "treasurer" or "bringer of treasure". Jasper demonstrates dignity, respect, consideration, and more talents than any one person needs to be successful. Jasper tends to make everyone around him better people by simply existing.

Jasper is known for connection to the Earth's energy, demonstrating stability, and promoting strength and endurance within himself and others around.
When I am with Jasper I feel like I am where I am supposed to be due to his unwavering generosity of self awareness.
by MommyMagic88 June 4, 2025
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big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.
"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"
by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024
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When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world
by De Robriguez April 26, 2024
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A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
by De Robriguez April 27, 2024
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